1. Weightlifting Commentator.
"This Georgiana from Bulgaria I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing".
2 Dressage Commentator
" This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience, since I once mounted her mother.
3 Paul Hamm, Gymnast
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father"
4 Boxing Analyst
"sure there have been injuries in boxing and even some deaths, But none of have been that serious".
5 Softball Announcer
" If history repeats it's self, I think we can expect the same thing to happen again".
6 Basketball Analyst
" He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it, In fact you can see it all over their faces",
7 At the rowing medal ceremony
" Ah! Isn't it nice the wife of the IOC President is hugging the Cox of the British Crew"
8. Soccer commentator
Julian Dick is everywhere, it's like they had eleven Dicks on the field
9. Tennis Commentator
"One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that , before the final round, His wife takes out his balls and kisses them … Oh! My GOD what have I just said."
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